"Best of Enemies" is the twenty-first and twenty-second chapters of The Last Son, Book Three: Changes.
Deadpool: Hidey-ho! Wadey's 15-Minute Pizza-Place – your order taken in 15, or your money back!
M.O.D.O.C.: (radio) We aren't paying you to crack jokes, Wilson.
Deadpool: Hell no, Mr. Computer! My wisecracks are always free!
Deadpool: Didn't you guys get the message? You can slice him…you can dice him…hell, you can squash him, but ol' Wadey just keeps on comin'!
Lex Luthor: I'm almost afraid to ask what else she's planning.
Deadpool: Beats me; ask the author.
Lex Luthor: What?
Deadpool: The author. You know, the guy makin' this shit up?
Lex Luthor: What are you talking about?
Deadpool: Well, duh! We're comic-book characters, Baldy!
Lex Luthor: (flatly) Really.
Deadpool: Yeah…but the real kicker is that we're not supposed to be here! There are two comic universes; I'm from one, and you're from the other! The only reason we're talkin' now is 'cause some punk kid mashed the two together and is makin' a story out of it!
Lex Luthor: (Well, now I've heard everything) Yeah, and I'm an evil mastermind with a henchman named Otis.
Deadpool: Hey! Quit readin' ahead! Not sure about that Otis guy, though; I think there was a movie about it…
Lex Luthor: Whatever, pal; whatever.
- First appearances of M.O.D.O.C., Gregorio, and Audrey.
- This is Deadpool's first display of "breaking the fourth wall". In Marvel Comics, Deadpool was among the few characters that are aware that he and everyone is a comic book character.
- This story is an adaption of the Justice League episode "Maid of Honor".
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